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HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious in knowing what particular schools attended the big celebration. So he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess who he found out and where he found them?
UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity hazing.
UP Los Baños - they were in the garden mowing the lawn.
Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling.
La Salle - they were eavesdropping, but can't understand what the Ateneans are saying since they (the lasallites) can't spell.
San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were at the bedroom with some Paulinians.
St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans.
La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians.
Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians.
Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans... like always.
Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving.
St. Scholastica - they were next in line to the bathroom.
CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry.
St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner.
UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner.
UST - they were everywhere.
FEU - they were nowhere.
MLQU - Sob!! they were not invited!
San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
Letran - the Security.
Mapua - they were fixing the leak on the roofs.
TIP - they were the ones who created the leak.
NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes.
JRC - they were the ones buying.
Adamson - went to Luneta instead.
Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates.
UAP - like, what the hell is this party for naman?
PSBA - what the hell is UAP?
NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?
AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters.